So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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