You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
We left the knife in your bed.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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