if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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