Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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