i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i dont even know how to be here
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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