I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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