she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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