I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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