I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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