nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Randomize
