I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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