Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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