we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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