I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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