i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
