I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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