we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
It's blow job season.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
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