there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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