Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
