if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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