Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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