whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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