Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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