do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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