Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
why is half of my head shaved?
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