You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
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