He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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