i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Come share oat with me in your robe
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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