That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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