My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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