Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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