He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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