Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize
