We won't sleep together?
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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