I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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