He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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