i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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