That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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