So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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