He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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