If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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