If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
