I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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