butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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