She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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