i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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