I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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