If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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