It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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