his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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